Bashcards Insult e Card Catalog

Pillow Talk

• Once-a-month-Sex
• Two-minute Man
• Booty Call
• Toy Better Than Your Man
• You Changed Me
• Had Fun…. Bye, bye

Sports

• Nascar Fanatic
• Fishing Fanatic
• Hunting Fanatic
• Football Fanatic
• Golf Fanatic

Miscellaneous

• Menopause
• Shitty Gift
• Backseat Driver
• Outsourcing
• Stop Setting Me up on Blind Dates
  

Relationships (enter at your own risk)

• Didn’t Get a Gift
• Get Out!
• Sloppy Kisser
• Divorce
• Nagging
• You’re going to need a lawyer
• Playa’ Playa’
• Cheap Date
• Lost Chances
• Two-Timer
• I’m Seeing Someone Else
• Stood Up
• I Don’t Work for You
• Bad Kisser
• Got Dumped?
• Do you Come with Side-Effects?
• You know we’re just together for the kids, right?
• Sorry I Cheated
• Not Romantic
• You Can’t Help Me
• No, I don’t want you back
• Found a Dud on the Internet
• You’re busted 
• No, you didn’t forget our Anniversary?
• Why are you with Him?
• Why are you with Her? 

Baby Drama

• Baby Momma Drama
• You’re 18… Get Out
• Child Support is in the Mail
• Boarding School Recommendation
• Child Support Blues
• The baby’s coming, get a job
• You got some bad kids
• You might not be the Daddy 

College Bound

• Student Asking for Money
• Parents Refusing to Send Money
• Parents Send Money, but with Legal Ramifications
• Western Union Blues
• Stop Coming in Drunk
• Party Bound
• On-Line Pledge
• Woke up in the Wrong Dorm
• Sorry you didn’t get the Loan
• Damn… you failed?
• Take the Lock off the Panties
• Leave your Ugly Friend at Home
• Stop Cock-Blockin’
• Dorm Room Junkie
• Career Student

Personal Flaws 

• Bad Breath Babe
• You are Funky
• Hairy Back
• Bad Driver
• Lazy
• Can’t Keep a Job
• That Grey Patch Isn’t Sexy
• Juicy Mouth-ed
• Stinky Feet
• You Need a Touch up
• Tight Wad
• Gold-digger
• Brown Noser
• Gold Teeth
• You Got Issues
• Can’t Cook
• The Bad Weave
• Ebonics User
• PMS Warning
• Dance Lessons
• Get Rid of the Curl
• You-Got-Roaches Notice 
• Ash Mountain
• Lost Your Job
• Never On Time
• Drama Queen
• Video Game Junkie
• Can’t Sing
• You Talk too Much
• Gassy
• Who Dressed You?
• Loan Avoider
• Belch King

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